So, today I was out shopping with a friend (or rather, acting as a pack mule, bit shh, don't tell her that!)
Anyway, when we were in Ikea (of all the places!) we came across the most awesome lamp in existence.
Namely: Ikea PS 2014 ( linku )
This looks less like a human lamp, and more like something you'd expect to find in the living room of a Protoss Zealot.
This is definitely going on my must buy list when the cash flow allows it!